91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.

61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says Evie, 22.

35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.

16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask

15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

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