Never buy a girl a drink unless she's worked up a sweat for it. If you haven't hit the dance floor with her and she's sticking close to her friends there's no need to buy her a drink. Save your money. Trust me, she has plenty in her purse.

What are some other Do's and Don'ts to survive and score in the club?

Do - If you make eye contact with a lady and she smiles, approach her and say hello immediately.

Don't - If you make eye contact with a lady and she smiles, do not linger, wait and approach her after more than a minute has passed.

DO-wear nothing but the best of everything and smile at the idiot willing to buy drinks.



DONT-If you are chosen by the DJ to get in the Go-Go cage dont hold a mixed drink and try to dance at the same time it just ends up ruining you're 250 dollar manolo's.

For Everyone:
Don't dance on the furniture
Don't dance on the glass coffee table

For women:
Don't accept a drink from anyone unless it is directly from your server.
Don't hover too far from the bowl if you have to pee
Don't flush your napkins down the toilet

For Men:
Don't urinate at the bar
Don't argue with security
Don't try to put a hole in the newly plastered wall (because now there is a brick and broken glass mixed in the plaster
Don't drink to the point where you can't control yourself
Don't rip off your shirt and try to take on 8 doomen by yourself

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Do: Drink, have a good time. Don't waste your time buying a drink for some rando at the bar. She'll just drink it and leave.

Don't: Believe a girl who tells you she's 19 if she looks like she's 15.