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Old 06-18-2008, 01:36 PM
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The First Romance in the Universe.

Back in Eden, Adam was talking with God. God was giving a pep-talk to Adam, whose eyes have been open to the attractive woman God just created-Eve.

Adam: God, I think Eve is so pretty. Why did you make her THAT attractive?

God: So that you will like her. What else could I do to make you like her other than refining her beauty? Charming personality? Well, I know you, son...no, it wouldn't work.

Adam: Ah, that makes sense! But to tell you the truth, I think she is somewhat stupid at times, too. Why did you do that?

God: Duh! Or why the hell would she like you?





Maybe Bible doesn't do a too great job, but sometimes I think God is a feminist. He made us men superficial, shallow, and at times, with uncontrollable desires. But with women...well, I will leave that upto your thoughts. I don't have inferiority complex, and that is not what I am wanting to convey today

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P.S. I am not a Christian. I hope all the religious satire you see in here, if any, is solely for the entertainment.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:59 PM
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Back in Eden, Adam was talking with God. God was giving a pep-talk to Adam, whose eyes have been open to the attractive woman God just created-Eve.

Adam: God, I think Eve is so pretty. Why did you make her THAT attractive?

God: So that you will like her. What else could I do to make you like her other than refining her beauty? Charming personality? Well, I know you, son...no, it wouldn't work.

Adam: Ah, that makes sense! But to tell you the truth, I think she is somewhat stupid at times, too. Why did you do that?

God: Duh! Or why the hell would she like you?





Maybe Bible doesn't do a too great job, but sometimes I think God is a feminist. He made us men superficial, shallow, and at times, with uncontrollable desires. But with women...well, I will leave that upto your thoughts. I don't have inferiority complex, and that is not what I am wanting to convey today

See you guys.
FadeAway

P.S. I am not a Christian. I hope all the religious satire you see in here, if any, is solely for the entertainment.
I just love your avatar!!
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Maybe Bible doesn't do a too great job, but sometimes I think God is a feminist. He made us men superficial, shallow, and at times, with uncontrollable desires.

hahaha. lmao!!
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There is a part of the bible that states that man is made in the image of God so...
Actually I have no comment to this because I can't think of one.
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:48 AM
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For some reason, I automatically knew this was going to be an Adam and Eve joke.
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:53 PM
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Maybe Bible doesn't do a too great job, but sometimes I think God is a feminist. He made us men superficial, shallow, and at times, with uncontrollable desires.
Portrait of American Masculinity is sooooo rooted in commercialization of demasculisation. The masculine is scary for those metro ad execs with pea gonads...who can't help but to trivialize the essence of the source of their fear and their inadequacies...

What do these images and values about being male come from????I would hate to see the whole picture...All I know is it is very very far from the masculine nature I admire in other men.




I think feminism can be a real aid to the female soul if the individual benefiting it from it has her own spiritual center....

I think feminism is a material equality bait set up by smart and lazy men. Why would you guys give it up to be like one of us?



How about Lilith....God created lilith first before eve....from what I hear...(hehehe)

He just went oooops...try again....Hopefully there is no more oops..



Bible is a convenient and incomplete collection of spiritual documents written with a sincere pen by sincere folks....only to be gathered by people with agendas other than ascending to heaven.

God is an advocate of what ever works best. What if human race is not just 6 billion people but collection of many many civilizations spread among many many galaxies...how about 700 trillion people...and god is the main body of the collective consciousness of that 700 trillion of us with hair and skin. (and genitals)

Screw these skin headed beady eyed, scrawney grays and lizards who has no idea how to live their eternal flesh bound sorry asses.

Now I did it....No I'm not stoned....I wish...
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Portrait of American Masculinity is sooooo rooted in commercialization of demasculisation. The masculine is scary for those metro ad execs with pea gonads...who can't help but to trivialize the essence of the source of their fear and their inadequacies...
I notice that in the media- the male is usually the one who is the pun of the jokes and often made to look like a dummy, while the female is the smarter one. God forbid anyone comes out with a commercial in which a female is depicted as an idiotic home-maker. Feminists would be all over that in a second, at least in my opinion.
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-entreri

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