Help me write a story guys and gals.

I'll start off with a paragraph or so and you guys can take over the next paragraph and so on. It's important to follow the lead of the previous paragraph to keep the story flowing. You're all welcome to join in and add your wild and crazy imagination/fantasy to the story.

Lets see how creative we can get!





Billy Bo Bob Chang was born in 1980. Since a kid he has always worked on a farm raising sheep and llama. But Billy Bo Bob Chang got tired of the farm life and decided to head to the big city.
Ten minutes roaming in the city and Billy Bo Bob Chang had fallen in love. He saw this beautiful...

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"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

bucket of horse manure being carried by this girl dressed in a black punk outfit. Chains and metal beaners all over her....Metal in every available skin flap.... She had a set of rainbow spiked hair and was scratching her nipples as she walked by him smelling very familiar....

She asked him..."what the fuck are you looking at?"

He was done! He was in love! He followed her around the corner towards the run down abandoned brick building behind the masonic lodge at the edge of the city, where the community garden is hidden from traffic and exhaust ....She threw her bucket of horse poop into a big bin where she has been stock piling the police cavalry droppings....

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"They call me deranged. The hope is that they are right! It is of no greater or lesser import for yet another fool to wander this Earth. But if I am right and science is wrong, then may the Lord God have mercy on mankind!"

Victor Schauberger





http://www.wiserearth.org

(That's quite a colourful character!)

for her sculpture class. Seeing that she has stockpiled enough, punk rocker piercing guinea pig chick decides to clean herself up and grab a drink at the local bar. On her way to the bar, she sees that farmer boy again, walking towards her. Trying to avoid him at all costs, she crosses the street. He follows in tandem. She crosses back but so does he. Frustrated she confronts him and demands to know why he's following her.
Through shining yellow teeth, he says "I just want to say hi"
Thinking well maybe he isn't so badas she scratches herself. Damn itch! "You can say hi to me after you buy me a drink!" as she motions to the bar. And both make their way in and see..

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"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

hahah wrong thread, took too long and forgot which thread I was in..I'll fix this in a bit

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