source: kdramas.net

There's this guy who escapes from prison, and as he is one the run from the cops, he comes into a neighborhood, and bangs on all the doors. One women answers, and decides to help him. he comes into her kitchen, and she tells him to strip down while she gets some of her husbands clothes. Now, the Kitchen had this Cathedral ceiling where it's really high up, and has beams going across it. So this guy is just standing there stark naked, when he hears sirens pulling up outside, and the cops knock on the door, and he climbs up onto the rafters. Now the thing is, this guy had a disease that gave him extra large testicles, which were hanging down from the rafters. The police knock on the door, and the house wife answers. "Excuse me ma'am, may we please inspect your home, we are looking for an escaped convict?" The women agrees and lets them in. They come into the kitchen when, one of the officers sees the testicles hanging down. "Excuse me, ma'am, may I ask, what that is?" the woman quickly responds, "Oh, those, they are a new type of Chinese prayer bells I just bought." "Oh is that so? I 've always wanted to hear them, you mind?" the woman gives a gesture of go ahead. The officer pulls his fist back and punches the "bells" nothing. Apparently the con has a great amount of restraint. The officer looks confused an punches again, and again, and again, still nothing. The con is about to burst into tears. The officer punches again as hard as he can, and the con, at the top of his lungs screams, TING-A-F'IN-LING YOU BASTARD!!!!