I go to a College group on Fridays and such, there is a guy there who finds it entertaining to annoy me. I mean he goes out of his way, when I deliberately stay as far from him as I can, to touch me and hit me with things. I think he may have a "middle school" crush on me. But God he is so annoying! So the question is, how should I handle this situation... I ignore him, but it's really not working...

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Sounds like you are already aware of points I would have addressed. Yes, I think the guy is showing interest in you via somewhat immature ways. If ignoring doesn't help, you should definitely just tell him to leave you alone (in a polite, but firm way). If he has a slightest bit of sense in him, he will know what you mean and stop. If he doesn't....well, that is another discussion, isn't it?

I would say the first step is the firmly and politely tell him you are not interested. Or if you don't what to let him know you know he is interested. Tell him that you don't like his touching/throwing things act. If it persist you will just have to get others involved.

Warn him off first by yourself (however you want to say it to him) but be prepared to going to someone to get further help. This might not be necessary but people can't be too careful now-a-days. Find out where you can file a complaint against someone if need be (hope not).

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I just can't help myself. Risk it all with me.

If telling him to leave you alone doesn't work, just kick him in his balls as hard as you can.

If he persists after you've asked asked him to stop, you can always file a harassment suit. Or like Actionzombie said, send his balls into his belly.

You could tell him straight out to leave you alone please, or make it known you have a "boyfriend" somehow. That's what I do when guys approach me to ask me out. It's a lot easier than trying to explain I only date Asian men because that has actually gotten me into arguments before or has gotten me verbally attacked. So just telling them I have a boyfriend makes them instantly leave me alone. If he won't leave you alone after you do either of those, then you need to report him.

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lol Pro, I can feel your pain...but dang, you seriously like Asian guys, huh? You just won't even give a chance to those guys that don't have squeezy Asian eyes like us

What can I (or we) say? We are flattered

I've pretty much told him to stop bothering me in a totally rude way before. That only fueled his fire to be a complete snot to me later and continue with the hitting and playful banter... I want to pull my hair out!

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If you have a huge 300 pound friend with a scary face & muscles like Kimbo Slice, just ask him to follow you around next time. I think that method is guaranteed to work.

That leaves you with 2 choices... Go the legal route by filing a complaint or bring in the boys from the Sopranos or the football team - whichever you can afford. jk. Seriously I know how you feel. It can be downright annoying with his school yard tactics. If it continues a right upper cut to the jaw line might do the trick. As Ruby said, Kimbo Slice would work.

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