What are some crazy stories your friends told you about that they did before? Or share a crazy story of something that you did. It can be really off the wall if you want.

I will give you an example:

One of my friends said that during sex, her and her bf got so wild and was going at it so hard that they actually broke the bed. It was her parent's bed because her bed was a twin bed and too small. She said the worst thing about it was that she was only 17 at the time and her parent's didn't even know she was having sex. She had to confess it to them after breaking their bed.

An ex boyfriend of mine said when he was a teenager his parent's had gotten his sister a kitten for Christmas. He had gone to bed that night very tired. He woke up the next morning with the kitten sitting on his chest. He said it scared him so bad that out of panic, he picked up the kitten and threw it away from him. It hit the wall and really hurt it. He said it made him feel so bad even though he didn't do it intentionally. After that he said cats seemed to hate him even with him just walking in a room. He said he was convinced that the cats can sense he injured another cat at some point.

During our war game exercise, me and bunch of other dudes were in chem gear, gas masks, with our weapons and other rambo craps. We were "taking" lol cover under a fox hole, and there was this one kid who would not stop talking. We all told that dude to shut up, but he just kept on going talking about stupid stuff. I finally told him if you don't stop right now, I am going to butt strike you with my rifle. Of course, he ignored me, so I picked up my rifle and WHAM! right on his face. He didn't say a word after that.

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One of my childhood friends back when I was 18yrs old went to a couple of houses and toilet papered a few houses using shaving cream and toilet paper because his house got toilet papered. I was the driver of the car and we had dogs barking at us.

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When I was an engineering student, there was this one morning where myself and another guy got in early to university and went to the office of the engineering department. It was very early and we expected the door to be locked since no one was there yet, but it turned out that someone had forgotten to lock the door the previous night. The two of us decided to teach them a lesson, so we took the computer from the secretary's desk and moved it into one of the back rooms. Sure enough when the staff came in they thought that someone had broken in and stolen the computer, until it was found in the back room. Hopefully they were more carefull about locking the door after that.

When I was 17 or so, my friends and I returned to our campus apartments from a night of New Orleans bar-hopping, and so we were quite drunk of course. We decided to break into the gated pool and use the hot tub. 30 minutes later we got caught of course, and I ended up talking an endless amount of sh*t to the cops in my underwear, but I didn't get into any trouble. Thank goodness for perverted old policemen.

But seriously, I'm really thankful I didn't get arrested.

Group of friends and I after spending the night and some of the morning on a very cold NJ beach went to a nearby park. The guys wanted to test drive each other's cars around the park, which they did. Some time later when we were driving to IHop for breakfast all three cars were pulled over by NJ state troopers (if you haven't heard rumor about NJ cops/troopers then lets say they aren't nice). I was in the lead car in the back. The driver had to get out and open his trunk. The rest of us were asked if we knew of any alcohol in the car. I don't know if I was asked first but me being a bad lier said "not that I know of"-cop "WHAT"-me "no"

I can only imagine how we all looked after a night on a beach with little sleep. I felt so bad. I keep calling myself a snitch while at IHop. My friends didn't ball me out. I'm not sure if they were paying much attention to what I was saying since we were all talking about what happened.

The guy that was driving the car I was end later told us that it was reported that some hoodlums(us?) were in the park selling drugs.

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I just can't help myself. Risk it all with me.

An old friend of mine went through downtown Orlando or Ft. Lauderdale and plastered the city with paintballs. He got arrested and almost went away for a while. Stupid boys.

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I won't go into details, but a long time ago, I went to a work social outing and ended up doing a little more than making out with a cute co-worker (in front of everyone). Needless to say, the topic of conversation for the next week was our little escapade.

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LOL Don't feel bad. I have done the same thing on New Year's Eve(a few years ago when I was living in England) with an Ex boyfriend.. at a pub. And it wasn't just kissing either. I didn't ever go back there again after that LOL

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