What were some of your most embarrassing moments? Tell us about them




The ones that come immediately to mind for me are:


About 4 years ago, I was in Walmart standing at the check out waiting in line, when I heard a voice coming from the next line over. I looked over and saw a guy I used to date the last year of High School. I broke the line to cross over to him. I said "OMG, hey how are you?" I went to give him a little hug when I noticed he kinda backed away from me and gave me that look you give someone when you think they are going to suddenly grow 3 heads in front of you. I was perplexed but then realized, maybe he held some kind of grudge against me all these year.. After all, I was the one that broke up with HIM. I ignored his reaction because I felt awkward and said "How have you been all this time?". He started looking VERY uncomfortable and at that point I thought maybe it was better that I just leave. I thought what the hell and tried one more time. Then I said, "You don't remember me?". He said "Uh, I don't know you and I have never seen you before." I said "I haven't changed THAT much. You don't remember me at all? I am Dianna, we dated our Senior year in High school".. Then I named the high school. He had a relieved look on his face and said "Oh, you think I'm Steve". Turns out he was his cousin and they looked almost alike. He normally lived in Texas but was over to visit family. God, did I feel like an idiot. I walked away from there with one hell of a red face.

When I was in my late teens, I went to Water World with some friends. We all thought we were hot shit in our new bikinis. Mine was white and I loved it. Well we all climbed up the big water slide to get ready to go down the slide in our intertubes. When it came my turn, I started down the slide when I realized I was missing my bikini top. Somehow during the initial push off, I had lost my top. I instantly covered myself but not before this one guy that was passing me got a BIG eye full. God I thought I was going to DIE. I hit the water below but couldn't really move well because I had to cover my breasts. One of my friends below saw me and went to get her towel. She threw it to me in the water and I managed to cover myself. What made things worse is NO ONE could find my bikini top. I had to go the rest of the day with my shirt on. I didn't dare get back into the water because of that. Imagine the looks I would have gotten.

Those two come to mind right now. I am sure I will remember some more.

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I had a pretty embarassing walmart experience a couple days ago pro....i was in the isle with the air fresheners and i do spray a tad before i buy it to make sure its not like a real harsh 'in your face' smell i dont like my home smelling like a big flower- i go for more softer smells, anyhow, i was going through the febreeze air effects and a employee comes up and says 'ma'am you cant spray those in here' then pointed at a sign that was right freakin infront of me that said "Please do not spray the air fresheners'

LOL

loved both you and Pro's stories.


The kind of things I do are stupid things like running into things looking at Asian guys so hard.

One time I almost got into the wrong car in the parking lot, while the guy was still sitting in it.

My sister said "fuck" one time really loud in church because she bumped her elbow on the seat and said it while I was sitting by her. God that embarrassed the hell out of me.

That reminds me of my nephew before I had kids of my own, (my sis was a teen mom at the ripe old age of 13! i was only 15) I took him to church on easter because I felt like it was time for him to make some friends (he was only a year old and had little to no interaction with children) so I thought-where better than sunday school with other kids! So we went to the sunday school class and I sat with him because it was his first time, he wasnt real good at talking yet and his "T"s often sounded like "F"s So he picked up a toy truck, and another kid took it so he starts screaming "he took my fruck!" but it sounded alot like "fuck" and the whole way out of church he kept crying about the "fruck" , you should have seen some of the looks i got lol

Good God... have a kid at 13 years old... that's just hard to imagine, although obviously it happens. When I was 13 I was too busy cooking and cleaning and taking care of the house after school.. I had dinner on the table for the family when everyone got home from work. I wasn't allowed to have a social life, much less go out with boys. I fought for that right a couple of years later. lol

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yea i know how ya feel on that, i quit highschool at 15 for a while to help my mom out with the house working for money and helping my sister take care of her kid, it's sad when you get your childhood taken away isnt it

The day before I was getting my wisdom teeth out my mom and I went to McDonald's. We were in the drive-thru and I told her I wanted my meal large. With a large meal you get the free Coca-cola cup. So as we were getting our meals, I look to my mom and I say, "This cup feels really heavy." As I said that I hit myself in the head with the glass cup. You just hear this sound of glass meeting my forehead and my mom starts laughing.

Yeah, what a moment.

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I'd rather be out in the summer rain
Getting soaked yeah I wouldn't complain
But I think too much and I'm left to blame
Feeling strangely the same
I'm drawing pictures around your name
Conversation slowly sketched away
With the words I could not say
Couldn't find anyway

This happened when I was very young and going to a convent school that was mainly for girls. I believe it was an elementary school for girls with classes up to grade 3 for boys. It was run by nuns, we used to call them 'sister'.
The school was preparing a christmas play about the birth of Jesus and the visit by the three wise men. I was going to be one of the three wise men (Bet you didn't know that one of the wise men who visited Jesus was asian). The parents were invited to watch the play and my parents were going to attend. On the day of the actual play, while I was at school I had a bad case of diarrhea. I think I made it to the toilet but wasn't able to get my pants off in time before it all came out. So there I was stuck in the toilet with no pants. I managed to call out to another student to go and get a sister. Well the sister came along and her solution was to finally get me some baggy girl's underwear, to wear instead of my pants. Anyway the time for the play came along and I put on my costume for one of the wise men which hid the girl's underwear. My parents were attending and they were sitting at a table near the stage. After the play was over the performing students went to join their parents at their tables for some tea. Well all the other students had joined their parents and there just me left in the girl's underwear peeking out from behind a curtain trying to get my parents' attention. Well one of them came over and walked me to the table in my borrowed underwear. Everyone was laughing.

I have had many embarrassing moments- you know the ones when you think someone is talking to you, so you answer them and it turns out they weren't? Or my personal favorite, when someone is waving at you, you wave back and they give you a weird look. And then it turns out they were waving to the person behind you... I always love that one.

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